August 25th, 2013


Интеллектуальные анекдоты

Правда, на английском. Но некоторые так хороши, что сердце замирает. :)

Q: What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

"Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"

A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

A programmers wife sends him to the store and says "get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs" The programmer never came back.

Your mother is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia.