August 25th, 2013

smart

Интеллектуальные анекдоты

Правда, на английском. Но некоторые так хороши, что сердце замирает. :)

Q: What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

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"Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"

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A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

A programmers wife sends him to the store and says "get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs" The programmer never came back.

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Your mother is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia.