Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.
I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. "Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance!" just doesn't cut it.
An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave. How to start your day with a positive attitude:
1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.
2. Name it "George W. Bush".
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to delete "George W. Bush"?
6. Calmly answer, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly... А вот здесь больше.