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Американский юмор - All you need is less
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Американский юмор
Нашла сегодня забавный стеб американца про Россию. Ухихикалась. Вот про русские имена даже и не сразу сообразила, что это стеб. :)

Раз уж об этом речь, пропиарю еще раз мои любимые satirewire.com. Хоть сайт уже много лет и не обновляется, некоторые перлы там timeless.

GOD NAMES NEXT "CHOSEN PEOPLE"; IT'S JEWS AGAIN
"Oh Shit," Say Jews

HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS DEMAND WARS IN EASIER-TO-FIND COUNTRIES

CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... CANADA HAS A WARSHIP?

AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL

RELIGIOUS MERGER CREATES 900 MILLION HINJEWS
Attainment of Nirvana Still Goal, But Not So Important That You Should Miss Cousin Vijay's Bar Mitzvah

А вот The Onion мне никогда не нравился, не понимаю я его...

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manzanara From: manzanara Date: July 4th, 2006 09:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Americans, meanwhile, expressed outrage at the decision, saying they had assumed they were God's chosen people. However, explained Archbishop Carey, "It only seems that way because so many people don't like you."

:lol: Надеюсь, за закрытой дверью мой смех не слышен :))
web_mistress From: web_mistress Date: July 4th, 2006 09:52 am (UTC) (Link)
ДА!!!! Скажи, супер?! :)
web_mistress From: web_mistress Date: July 4th, 2006 09:54 am (UTC) (Link)

Мне еще нравится

"We were not avoiding Him. We just told our parishioners that if Anyone asks, we're out," insisted Archbishop of Canterbury Dr. George Carey
manzanara From: manzanara Date: July 4th, 2006 10:31 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Мне еще нравится

А это?

"Well, no," Levin answered. "We can't attack a fictional country."
"Yeah right," Boone mumbled. "Like Grenada was real."

"They were armed. With guns," said Omari. "Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?"

Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Sometimes Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick. :)))
web_mistress From: web_mistress Date: July 4th, 2006 10:39 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Мне еще нравится

Ага, его вообще всего можно по цитатам растаскивать :))

"They were pretty rude, too," Omari added. "They started asking us all sorts of questions, like 'Where did that oil come from?' But first we wanted to know who gave them the damn warship."

The U.N. said the incident is already under investigation, and promised swift action against those found responsible for giving the Canadians guns.

Про слияние Hindus and Jews в Hinjews тоже очень хорошо, можно по поиску на сайте найти :)
manzanara From: manzanara Date: July 4th, 2006 11:06 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Мне еще нравится

Издеваешься? В середине рабочего дня... :))))

...instead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common Islamic enemy, they have instead created a race of 900 million people who, no matter how many times they are reincarnated, can never please their mothers.

...my Hindu half acknowledges that this world is full of suffering, but my Jewish half just goes on and on about it...

web_mistress From: web_mistress Date: July 4th, 2006 11:09 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Мне еще нравится

Вот-вот!!! И я над этими фразами до сих пор ухохатываюсь :)
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